explaining the scratches on her face
“We had a fight yesterday about what to do for Christmas”
By John Charles Reedburg
It’ll be a turn on – to see a Lohan and Ronson scuffle.
Wow-sers, wow-sers, wow-sers!
KATE MOSS and her boyfriend JAMIE HINCE weren’t looking their best last week. Moss, for one, had scratches on her face, and Hince was walking around with a black eye. The culprit? An argument over Christmas plans and decorations for their house.
Moss explains that, “We had a fight yesterday about what to do for Christmas. We had a bit of a scuffle and I was wearing a chunky ring which caught him right in the eye. It’s all okay now though. We fight and we have our ups and downs – like anyone, really. Like anyone?”
Does this seem strange to anyone else? God knows my blood boils when my dad puts that tacky Santa on our front lawn, but everyone usually leaves un-punched. Besides, who knew Kate Moss was such a beast? She can’t weigh more than 95 pounds”
Hitting a woman is too much. Really it is.