a dance not for all before nightfall
Beyonce was the most beautiful woman at the ball
By John Charles Reedburg
I always assumed that Bey would only look good naked.
But judging from last night I was wrong.
Musically, true and through, I’ve always been a huge fan of BEYONCE. And even though I am a guy and not huge authority on women’s fashion. I still have eyes and an opinion about the things I like to see. Therefore, I can honest say. My eyes were never able to fully apprecitae the weird anti-sartorial concoctions Beyonce’s mother has designed for Bey and her fashion line, House of Dereon over the years. But presently, my opinion has changed.
In looking back at last night’s Kennedy Center Honors, Beyomce was the most beautiful woman at the ball. Hands down, this is the most stunning dress I’ve seen Beyonce wear, and her hair and makeup complete the look in a most exquisite, retro way.
Sure, the tight mermaid silhouette is a bit unforgiving on her hips, and she’s probably having trouble staying upright with her knees cinched in like that. The fact remains that this Zuhair Murad gown looks stunning on B, who seems to favor body-hugging cuts that show off her ample hips.
Sigh. If only Beyonce could sprinkle some fairy dust on her little sister SOLANGE and get her to stop wearing outfits like these.
Seriously folks, I don’t mean to be rude. But doesn’t Solange look like an urban version of Punky Brewster meets the Spice Girls meets the Cheetah Girls meets the Mary Jane Girls meets a broken down version of Lil’ Kim after a trip to the Wild Kingdom at the San Diego Zoo. I mean wow-sers! She looks like a hooker on the whore stroll who’s wearing an incomplete gorilla costume for Halloween.
And please, don’t let me get started on those pants. LOL!
Sorry Solange, didn’t mean to sound so nasty. But at the same time, you should be apologizing to my eyes for that giddup.
