incident unexpected
“The best thing I’ve ever bought with money is my house”
By John Charles Reedburg
It can happen to us, all.
This morning, a burglar got away with an estimated $2 million worth of jewelry and other possessions belonging to PARIS HILTON. According to the Los Angeles Police Department, the burglar (or burglars) entered the house through an unlocked front door. Paris wasn’t home.
Note to celebs: even if you live in the Hollywood Hills, you’ve got to keep your shit on lockdown. You’d think someone like Paris, who was embarrassed when the contents of one of her storage lockers hit the internet a few years ago, would have learned her lesson.
Detectives say a man wearing a hoodie and gloves “forced entry” through the unlocked front door (is it “forced” when someone is too stupid to lock it up?). He then “ransacked HIlton’s bedroom, took unknown property and fled,” according to the LA Times.
Paris recently told Esquire of her home, “The best thing I’ve ever bought with money is my house. I call it my Paris Palace. It’s beautiful. Every room has beautiful crystal chandeliers and amazing moldings from Italy. When people come over they say, “Hey, this looks just like you.”
Smells like insurance fraud.