suspicious until proven guilty

Especially when you consider there’s no reason a high profile rapper needs to take a tour bus to the NBA All-Star game. Why not just fly?

In case you can’t visualize it, a male grizzly bear and an adult steer can both weigh around 500 pounds. That’s a lot of pot!

Aside from drug dealers, there are few people in the world who can say they’ve possessed 500 pounds of marijuana at one time. Honestly, there’s just no reason for it. Other than selling it, what could you do with all of that pot?

Still, FABOLOUS might have a few ideas. According to MSNBC, Arkansas police pulled over the rapper’s tour bus last week for a traffic violation and seized nearly 500 lbs of pot, as well as almost $6,500 in cash. Fabolous was not on the bus at the time, but two men, Edward Thimas, 52, and Robert Morris, 44, were arrested.

Proving that rappers really need to reconsider the company they keep, the two men quickly turned on Fabolous. They told authorities that the drugs were his and that they had seen him load the marijuana into a locked compartment with the cash.

According to the bus driver they were returning from the NBA All-Star weekend, which took place in Phoenix, Ariz. Valentine’s Day weekend. The driver also said the bus was on it’s way to Boston, to pick up “a rapper whose name he couldn’t recall.” Likely story.

Fabolous has yet to be questioned about the incident, but it’s only a matter of time. The whole situation is a little suspicious, especially when you consider there’s no reason a high profile rapper needs to take a tour bus to the NBA All-Star game. Why not just fly?

Oh yeah, then he wouldn’t be able to transport his 500 pounds of weed. It all makes sense now.

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