LINDSAY LOHAN’s! BEACH HOUSE SWAG!

// July 26th, 2009 // Hott Spot!

swag! ... and  that’s all it is!

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Do the d*mn thang! Girl!

LINDSAY LOHAN at the Silver Spoon Beach House in Malibu.

LATEST NEWS! Lindsay Lohan has proved her career is on really shaky ground.

In an appearance sure to please lovers of irony everywhere, the starved-looking starlet (is she more in want of food, or attention?) showed up at a West Hollywood shake shack Thursday night to christen a milkshake with her name.

Does it taste like the despair of someone who’s slurped down a promising career and been left with a sticky, empty cup and a raging sugar low at the age of 23?

Granted, there are ice cream concoctions named after a slew of celebrities at Millions of Milkshakes on Santa Monica Boulevard.