if life was like a train … every journey traveled … would move upon an open railroad … power engines fuel our desires and dreams … if death was like fire … flames wouldn‘t burn after it becomes ... steam! – DATZHOTT! HOTT AND RAW EXCLUSIVES! Born in Puerto Rico but raised in Nashville, the 24-year-old songbird [...]

ah … sorry for the visual! but! there really wasn’t a better way to describe it! … LOL! HOTT DAMN! This video is a definite classic! While cleaning out a pen at a zoo in Mexico, a WORKER gets a real taste of what was on the ELEPHANT’s mind. WOW-SERS! Share and Enjoy:

... wow-sers! i’m really lost for words! folks! HOTT DAMN! Funny *ish like this makes me really love my job! Beyonce’s Biggest Fan Has A “Big Ego” Share and Enjoy:

wow-sers! can you imagine mj’s frozen sperm sitting somewhere in a golden container surrounded by arm guards and scientists with masks? … well probably not … but at least the thought is funny! … LOL! The Jackson family is moving Michael’s sperm sample to a secure clinic for fear that crazy fans will try to create [...]

wow-sers! … these cougars belong in a cage! HOTT DAMN! Is all I NEED TO SAY! These man hungry GRANDMAS try their best to get out of a speeding ticket! Share and Enjoy:

a happy mom … equals a happy tummy! The former ‘Girl Next Door’ isn’t afraid of showing off her body as she nears the 6th month of her pregnancy. HOTT NEWS! These people couldn’t be prouder! KENDRA WILKINSON posted new pictures of her and husband HANK BASKETT on her Web site today that reveal her bare belly for the [...]