wtf! ... really!
The DEA is placing the powerful psychedelic tryptamine 5-methoxy-N,N-dimethyltryptamine (5-MeO-DMT) and its salts into the Controlled Substances Act meaning those toads secreting drugs now “cannot be possessed, cultivated, sold, bought, consumed or traded in the United States.’
HOTT NEWS!
WOW-SERS! 
For the love of ALL that is Holy — please DON’T lick the toads!
The Drug Enforcement Administration has classified the venom of the Colorado River toad as a highly dangerous hallucinogenic psychedelic.
Right – all those gags in frat boy flicks about licking a toad and getting all Seth Rogen-y WEIRD are ALL true!
The DEA is placing the powerful psychedelic tryptamine 5-methoxy-N,N-dimethyltryptamine (5-MeO-DMT) and its salts into the Controlled Substances Act meaning those toads secreting drugs now “cannot be possessed, cultivated, sold, bought, consumed or traded in the United States.’
In the past, far-out head trippers found a similar psychedelic in snuff made from virola bark resin, but it’s far more toxic when found in the venom of the Colorado River toad.
The DEA classifies such narcotics under the notorious Schedule I for drugs that have no accepted medical use and have a high potential for abuse.
Not to mention the psychological repercussions of said toad licking.
