KEANU REEVES! YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!

// October 14th, 2009 // Hott News

baby‘s daddy … no longer!

Karen Sala doesn’t believe the paternity tests, and still demands her 21 years of child support from the actor.

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DNA tests just came back revealing what pretty much everyone thought: KEANU REEVES is not the father of a Canadian woman’s grown children. In fact, we believe him when he says he’d never met Karen Sala (until their recent court date, that is), ever, let alone fathered any of her 4 children.

Well, Sala isn’t letting a little science stand in her way. The 46-year-old says she is still not convinced that the actor isn’t her baby daddy, and, of course, she still wants her $150,000 a month in back child support all the way from 1988. Uh, sure, just like he’s going to hand over the $3 million she wants in spousal support.

The star’s lawyer sounds thoroughly over the whole thing and told E! News, in what we can only imagine to be the most exasperating tone of voice, “Ms. Sala is challenging the validity of the DNA testing, so the case goes on.”

The attorney does say that Reeves won’t be taking another DNA test, so at least that’s over with.