LILO! ASPIRES TO BE LIKE BRITNEY!

// September 13th, 2009 // No Comments » // Hott News

yet ... if it was the other way around … we’d still understand!

“I think I‘ve always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears.“

HOTT NEWS!

WOW-SERS! One day can’t go by without a story about Lilo!

Believe it! Or not? LINDSAY LOHAN’s role model is out-of-control wild child – BRITNEY SPEARS! “Everyone goes through tough time,” the Mean Girls star admitted.

“I think I’ve always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears in the tabloids when I was in middle school. It’s kind of something you sign up for in the beginning and if you really want it, you know that comes with it.”

“And with that comes intense media scrutiny of the harshest kind.”

“There are times when it does affect me. When I’m having a bad day or dealing with something personal that is no one else’s business they’re going to spin it anyway. If I make the wrong face and I’m having a really great day, they’re going to say something negative anyway.”

“I know that I’m a target and I know that I’ve given people a lot of reason to kind of run with things that have been said.”

“I no longer intend on doing that.”

OK! Let’s see how long this phase will last.

BRITNEY’s STALKER! CHARGED WITH MISDEMEANOR!

// August 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // Hott News

no seriously ... what were you expecting!

Before the court case, when asked for a statement Miranda said: “Everything happens for a reason. There’s your statement.” She also stated she did not regret what she had done.

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Not surprised!

MIRANDA TOZIER-ROBBINS was cleared of trespassing yesterday after having been arrested in April for looking into a ground floor window of BRITNEY SPEARS’s $10 million home in Calabasas, California. However, she was convicted of the lesser charge of misdemeanor peeking.

Miranda insisted she has “no obsession with Britney” and was only at her property to practice documentary filmmaking in a paparazzi style. She was caught with filming equipment in her backpack, and police were called after she refused to leave.

Before the court case, when asked for a statement Miranda said: “Everything happens for a reason. There’s your statement.” She also stated she did not regret what she had done.

Former American Idol contestant Miranda must stay at least 100 yards away from Britney, her children and her residence under the terms of a previous restraining order. She was given three years of probation and 240 hours of community service for her crime.

MILEY CYRUS: “I’M PROUD OF” BRITNEY SPEARS!

// August 11th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // Hott News

whelp! at least someone is!

“So I‘m just happy to finally be able to really show everyone that she’s back and she never went anywhere.“

HOTT NEWS!

Some positive news about Britney for a change!

Remember when BRITNEY SPEARS and Madonna kissed at the 2003 VMAs and it felt like some ceremonial passing of the pop-queen crown? Well, in some ways, that’s sort of how it was when Britney Spears and MILEY CYRUS took the stage together at the Teen Choice Awards — just minus the liplock.

Cyrus presented Spears with the Ultimate Choice Award at the show and before the two pop princesses hit the stage, she spoke to MTV News about how excited she was to finally be sharing the stage with her idol. “I’m doing something special with her tonight,” Cyrus told MTV News on the red carpet.

Cyrus further explained that in addition to pairing up for the awards show, the girls have known each other and have been friendly for quite a while.

“She’s a good friend of the family,” Cyrus, who also performed her new single, “Party in the USA,” said. “So I’m just happy to finally be able to really show everyone that she’s back and she never went anywhere.” In addition to both Miley and Britney finding success at a young age, Miley was quick to point out that the two, who are about 11 years apart in age, also share a common ground in terms of their upbringing. “I love how successful her music is doing right now and [I am] just proud of her,” she said. “You know, another Southern girl … I love that.”

HOTT CELEBRITY SEX TAPES: BRITNEY SPEARS! PARIS HILTON! ROSIE O’DONNELL!

// August 3rd, 2009 // No Comments » // Hott Damn!

george w. bush ...? … well hopefully not!

HOTT DAMN!

If you any of you B-LIST CELEBRITIES out there need a career boost! Here’s something that you can try! LOL!

SOLANGE KNOWLES! IS THE BLACK! BRITNEY SPEARS!

// July 25th, 2009 // No Comments » // Hott News

but yo! it‘s not really a compliment! ... LOL!

“I get asked about Beyonce all the time, but I try and make fun of it. I have to have fun with it, or I’ll turn into Britney – shave my head and go totally crazy.”

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WOW!

SOLANGE KNOWLES, the younger sister of Beyonce, is now sporting an almost bald look. There have been reports that the fashionista has publicly made the threat on numerous occasions to “turn into Britney”. This statement was apparently made in reaction to the numerous reporters who constantly ask her questions about her iconic sister. The singer-actress has reportedly stated that she is tired of looking like Beyonce and decided to take it all off in order to create an obvious difference between her and her more famous sister – making her almost unrecognizable.

Solange has reportedly stated: “I get asked about Beyonce all the time, but I try and make fun of it. I have to have fun with it, or I’ll turn into Britney – shave my head and go totally crazy.”

What is a bit conflicting though, is that Solange was spotted wearing a long black wig on the same day she revealed her cropped hair cut. Is she confused? What statement is she really trying to send out? Maybe she is turning into Britney, or is it all an act? She is an actress, remember.

Yes, Solange has been known for her bold wardrobe and hair, always seeming to want to stay one step ahead of Beyonce with her fashion, but is this too much? It is just hair, and it will grow back, or get weaved right back in, but has she gone too far with this new look?

Express your opinion, do you think Solange made a good move to cut her hair so low?

BRITNEY! DOESN’T WANT KIDS! TO APPEAR! ON K-FEDS! NEW REALITY SHOW!

// July 25th, 2009 // No Comments » // Hott Gossip

reason why? ... because ... her life is a reality show! ... LOL!

K-Fed’s reality show, which he’s still in the process of trying to sell, was reported to focus on his day-to-day life with new girlfriend Victoria Prince and his two sons.

HOTT GOSSIP!

Always in the news!

It’s not every day we congratulate BRITNEY SPEARS on being a great mother, but we’d like to take the time to do so right now. Nice job, Britney.

Why? The 27-year-old mother of two has reportedly refused to give permission for her children to appear on KEVIN FEDERLINE’s still-developing reality show. According to the UK’s Daily Metro, she’s even considering taking legal action to keep Sean Preston and Jayden James off screen.

She may have some bad memories of the reality show she did with K-Fed back in 2005, UPN’s much maligned Britney & Kevin: Chaotic.

K-Fed’s reality show, which he’s still in the process of trying to sell, was reported to focus on his day-to-day life with new girlfriend Victoria Prince and his two sons. With the kids out of the picture, we’ll be curious to see if anyone is still interested.

BRITNEY SPEARS! DALLAS AUSTIN! STRAIGHT F*CKIN’?

// July 21st, 2009 // No Comments » // Hott Gossip

yeap! pretty raunchy! but! that‘s how she likes it! well, at least that’s what we’re told! LOL!

A source tells us Spears and Austin spent some time together “two weeks ago at Dallas‘ house“ in Atlanta, where, “It was just the two of them for a few nights.“

HOTT GOSSIP!

OK! Here it is!

BRITNEY SPEARS is supposedly dating her agent, Jason Trawick — so what is she doing spending so much alone time with record producer Dallas Austin?

Hmm…? Inquiring mofo’s need to know! LOL!

A source tells us Spears and Austin spent some time together “two weeks ago at Dallas’ house” in Atlanta, where, “It was just the two of them for a few nights.” Another source told us that while they were there, the power duo “discussed music, life, and work.”

A rep for Austin denies the two are dating: “They are good friends and have been for a long time.”

Yep, ok, I understand because I’ve known my jump-off have been good friends for the last five years – and we’ve been f*ckin’ ever since! LOL!

Sorry Tasha! LOL!

THEY CALL HIM! K-FAT!

// July 8th, 2009 // No Comments » // Hott Gossip

amazingly, k-fed‘s been over-fed! LOL!

The 5-foot-10 former backup dancer weighed just 150 pounds when he married the singer in 2004. Now he tips the scales at about 235 pounds

HOTT GOSSIP!

Formerly svelte Brit-ex now food engorged blimp boy!

Britney Spears has put ex-hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE on a diet because he’s chowed down so much fatty food, he’s gained a whopping 85 pounds.

The 5-foot-10 former backup dancer weighed just 150 pounds when he married the singer in 2004. Now he tips the scales at about 235 pounds.

Back when they were married, Kevin used to chide Britney about her weight, but now the dinner table has turned. These days, it is Britney who is making the jokes – calling him K-Fatter-line and other names. “She’ll ask him, ‘When is the baby due?’” revealed a source.

Kevin, who cares for their two boys, isn’t working and rarely exercises – which infuriates the sexy entertainer. “Britney called him ‘a fat housewife,’ and he just laughed,” said the source. “He says he’s gained weight because he is happy and content, but Britney says he is just fat and lazy.”

While 27-year-old Britney is in her best shape in years, Kevin just keeps packing on the pounds. When he and their kids joined her during European concert stops, the singer was appalled that he fed them so much fast food.

“Britney insisted he go on a diet and stop showing their kids that it is OK to be fat and sloppy,” said the source. “She’s worried his eating habits are setting up the kids to make poor food choices.
“Kevin was more than irritated by Britney’s diet demand, but he’s going along with it for now.”

The 31-year-old dad feasts on fried foods and sweets, which Britney fears is becoming a pattern for sons Sean, 3, and Jayden, 2.

“Kevin loves pasta, burgers, fried chicken – and graham crackers loaded with jelly and chocolate,” revealed the source. “He also drinks a lot of alcohol. Kevin loves to pig out.”

The stay-at-home dad can afford to eat well. He’s receiving more than $40,000 a month in child and spousal support.

“And Kevin says he doesn’t have to worry about his looks,” said the source, “because women still love him.”

And not just for his semi-fame and bulging wallet.

KIM KARDASHIAN! TO RECORD AN ALBUM!?!

// June 12th, 2009 // No Comments » // Hott News

if she wants to be the next! lady gaga! all I can say is, kim please! be sure to go pants-less! LOL!

“I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an R’n'B twist to it”

And yo! I real serious about the no pants thing! LOL!

Reality TV star KIM KARDASHIAN was once best friends with PARIS HILTON – and considering that they seem to have identical career tracks, it’s unsurprising that she’s interested in starting a career in pop music.

Kim told Hollyscoop, “Producers ask me all the time [about recording an album] I’d have to hear a song and feel it out and see if it’s something I’d sound good at. I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an R’n'B twist to it.”

Kim has said before that she’s too shy to sing, but now she seems ready to give it a go:

“I’ve decided this year I’m going to do things that are outside my comfort zone, so I think I might try a little bit here and there and just see what happens with it.”

She has to make a bigger splash in the pop world than Paris did, right?

T-PAIN: “I DIDN’T MEAN TO BRITNEY SPEARS, Y’ALL A**!”

// April 1st, 2009 // No Comments » // Hott News

Live on stage confirms that the rumor about his golf cart flipping over is true and apologizes to the crowd for having a great performance due to him being in pain.

T-Pain bluntly asserts, “I didn’t mean to Britney Spears y’all, a**!”

LOL! – and that is why I love T-Pain!