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South Park Spoofs Tiger Woods

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One-legged STRIPPER claims she’s the baddest b*tch on one leg!

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You poor GIRL!

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In this clip from his new DVD, “I Will Not Apologize”, CHARLIE MURPHY explains his theory of how he thinks Britney Spears’ antics can be blamed on the spirit of, none other than, Rick James!

BITE! … LOL!

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This is some real trailer park madness right here!

WOMAN (whelp at least we think it’s a woman) in NORTH CAROLINA chases a rat back down her toilet with a plunger and an empty kitty liter.

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Girl lets her Christain family know that she secretly works as a stripper.

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Diggitty damn!

This is why small CHILDREN shouldn’t be allowed to eat junk food and/or be in their mama’s business.

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The New Axe Detailer “Cleans Your Balls”

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It‘s so cold in the “D”!

An eleven-year-old BOY is shot and his teenage brother admits to pulling the trigger. Detroit Police arrive to a powder keg on Horgarth near the Ambassador Bridge. An eleven-year-old boy is shot once in the buttocks with a .22 caliber rifle. His 17-year-old BROTHER admits to pulling the trigger and says it was all an accident.”

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This the type of sh*t that happens when you give crackheads computers! … LOL!

Flava Dances In Drag Via Webcam In Drag

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Football Player Tackles His Own Teammate

How is this kid even make the team? … His coach should be shot! … LOL!

These celebs have used their vast resources (and a lot of makeup) to pull off these awesome outfits.

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Celebrities in Halloween Costumes! Yippy!

When you’re a CELEBRITY, you’ve got to be used to being all dolled up just to be judged on the red carpet. But, when Halloween rolls around, it’s a whole different beast. See what happens when these stars let their imaginations run wild, and the most outrageous outfits get the best-dressed votes for a change.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush make a great couple, even in character! They’re an item again this year, we can’t wait to see what they think up next.

Katy Perry’s Freddie Mercury costume is a little bizarre, and creepy — especially because she does look a lot like the late Queen singer. We give her points for going against the grain, though.

Cowboy John Legend seems to have lassoed himself an Indian princess.

Quddus nails the Napoleon Dynamite costume. We wonder how long it took to sculpt his hair like that.

Pink gets a little darker and sports red hair. We like that the singer always finds a way to make her outfits edgy, not just on Halloween. Her black fishnets do the trick this time.

Tisha Campbell was braver than we’d be and dressed up as Tyra Banks — and even doctored her hairline. We’d never go there.

Christina Milian is the brightest lady bug we’ve ever seen. The neon hair really rounds out the costume and we think we have those tights in a box in the garage leftover from kindergarten dress-up. ,,, And of course this is an old photo … because her belly isn’t quite that flat these days! LOL!

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Freaky Phillies Fan Gets It In With News reporter!

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Crackhead Sings Micheal Jackson

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We caught up with ARIES at the Lebron James “No More Games” Interscope Party in Los Angeles and this is what he had to say:

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Kanye West Interrupts Taylor Swift [Cartoon Parody]

In what’s sure to be the biggest moment from the internet, Obama affably downplays the suggestion that opposition to his administration and its policies is racially motivated.

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Nothing wrong with easing a little tension!

Seeking to downplay accusations that those against his health reform plans are racially motivated, Obama chose to go for laughs on Letterman tonight.

In what’s sure to be the biggest moment from the internet, Obama affably downplays the suggestion that opposition to his administration and its policies is racially motivated, deadpanning, “I think it’s important to realize that I was actually black before the election.”

It’s a nice laugh line, only helped by Letterman ably playing the straight man and asking back, “How long have you been a black man?”

Obama also does a bit of policy pushing, lightly touching on the economy, unemployment, and his strategy in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Still, he knows how to end strong, ending with a bit on how Malia and Sasha Obama are handling living in the White House: “They basically just goofed off all summer, which I couldn’t do.”

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So freaking HILARIOUS!

Crackhead Gives Relationship Advice!

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SMH!

Nastiness! Complete nastiness!

lesson learned: if you ever get stung by a bee while broadcasting live on television … the best thing to do … is! cuss!

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ABC News Reporter Gets Stung By A Bee While Trying To Report The News.