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LINDSAY LOHAN spotted in a swimsuit inside a Louis Vuitton changing room.

Check out the PHOTO GALLERY BELOW:

“Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me!”

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Poor girl!

Regardless of how you feel about LINDSAY LOHAN, no one deserves the treatment she’s been receiving lately. The occasional actress took to her Twitter over the weekend to describe a seriously scary incident pulled off by a not-so-funny jokester while she was in Morocco on vacation.

She wrote, “Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me ”

Poor Lindsay. The news comes just a couple of months after her house was robbed, she split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and her Ungaro collection was panned — so she’s

Lindsay is in talks with Britney Spears’s manager for a TV spot that will chronicle her presumed Hollywood comeback

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Lilo, if you’re broke! Just do another spot in Play Boy!

Mean Girls star LINDSAY LOHAN has faced criticism for her constant partying, substance abuse and tumultuous love life, but now the actress is in talks with Britney Spears’ manager Larry Rudolph about filming a reality show following her attempts to make a Hollywood comeback.

A source told FOX News:

Rudolph is helping Lohan with a potential reality show that will encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again.

It was recently claimed Lindsay is experiencing financial troubles after struggling to land a major film part for some time. Although the 23-year-old actress wants to get her career back on track, she was spotted looking dishevelled as she dined in a New York restaurant last week. A source said: “She looked filthy and disgusting, barely recognizable.”

This isn’t the first time Lindsay has been linked to a reality TV show recently. Earlier this month, Lindsay was reportedly furious when her on/off girlfriend Samantha Ronson asked her to appear in her new series, which will follow her jet-setting life as a celebrity DJ. Lindsay is said to have refused because she was worried the program would “paint her in a bad light.”

In June, she was rumored to be in negotiations with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest to present a philanthropic program.

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Do the d*mn thang! Girl!

LINDSAY LOHAN at the Silver Spoon Beach House in Malibu.

LATEST NEWS! Lindsay Lohan has proved her career is on really shaky ground.

In an appearance sure to please lovers of irony everywhere, the starved-looking starlet (is she more in want of food, or attention?) showed up at a West Hollywood shake shack Thursday night to christen a milkshake with her name.

Does it taste like the despair of someone who’s slurped down a promising career and been left with a sticky, empty cup and a raging sugar low at the age of 23?

Granted, there are ice cream concoctions named after a slew of celebrities at Millions of Milkshakes on Santa Monica Boulevard.

Lindsay spent the night at Ryan’s house last night…according to the paparazzi

Hollywood breeds a strange pairing, it does.

Last night, X17 reports, LINDSAY LOHAN went to the Chateau Marmont – to no one’s surprise. But she went in the company of RYAN SEACREST. What? X17 photographers report that the pair headed for Lindsay’s house:

Lindsay was obviously trying to hide from the paps – Ryan didn’t seem to care. It was almost as if he were proud to be with Lindsay. Ryan was laughing while Lindsay ducked down behind the seat of the car when they left H-wood.

At Lindsay’s, they were doing something that involved music so loud, neighbors called the police to complain (again, according to X17). They left for Ryan’s house at around 4AM, and according to photographers, stayed there:

They were obviously partying inside at Lindsay’s – the music was SO loud. When the neighbors complained they moved to Ryan’s house. It’s like they had to continue the party. I couldn’t believe I was seeing the two of them together. I don’t think Ryan has any idea what he’s getting into.

it’s a stunt! all i stunt! i tell you!

Lindsay hung out at Sam’s place for hours yesterday, and then the DJ was seen leaving Lohan’s digs at 6 am today

Best advice! Don’t believe it! Until you see it!

Well, that didn’t take long. After weeks of media frenzy over LINDSAY LOHAN and Samantha Ronson’s breakup — and Lindsay trying to get back on her feet — it seems that the two ladies may have already resolved their issues.

Us Weekly reports that Lindsay stopped by Sam’s Hollywood Hills mansion yesterday, where she stuck around for six hours. They used to share the luxurious digs, until Sam had the locks changed a few weeks ago (ouch). Then, Samantha was seen driving away from Lohan’s house at 6 am Friday morning.

Lindsay told Ellen Degeneres earlier in the day that the two had communicated only via text messages, so it seems like this could have been the first face-to-face rendezvous since the Chateau Marmont drama that caused the breakup. She said on the Ellen Degeneres Show: I really care about Samantha and we’ll see what happens. Maybe when we’re fully in the right place…I love her. Yesterday, Samantha also changed her Facebook relationship status to “It’s Complicated.”

All signs point to a reunion for this couple, unless further drama ensues. Kudos to them if they can work it out, but one thing’s for sure: We don’t envy Lindsay at Sam’s family gatherings. When your significant other’s relatives try to get a restraining order against you, it has to be a little awkward.

I honestly become weary about blogging about Lohan but — hey! Not my fault she’s always in the news. LOL!

Los Angeles, CA – LINDSAY LOHAN shouts at a Paparazzo as she arrives home after having her hair dyed with sister Ali. Lindsay Lohan and her Sister Ali headed out earlier in the day, driven by her assistant in a White Bentley and headed to Beverly Hills to get there hair done.

Lindsay Lohan Twitter attack on ex-Sam Ronson!

Lilo’s ex gets twitted and sh**ted on! OK. I’m through with the punchlines – LOL!

The dyspeptic duo’s courtship, more ballistic than ever — but now LINDSAY LOHAN, 22, has accused Sam, 31, of cheating on her – where? Her Twitter account, natch – the next step in narcissistic ephemera.

Her barrage launched at Sam’s Twit page began with : ‘I was right all along. Cheat.”

The lovers had split over the weekend and with each ensconced in separate suites at the posh Chateau Marmont they deluged the web with a vendetta.

“Being cheated on does wonders to you. I’m doing this publicly because u&ur friends call (Name of glam fan mag). So you win, you broke my heart. Now go away. I loved you.’

She then slammed Sam of riding the slippery slope — of drugs.

“Ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz; stop doing drugs. Please go away… Those around u are clearly negative influences.’

Maybe Demi Moore needs to intercede? Tweet! Tweet!

“It is our hope that Ms. Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter can be resolved in a timely manner,” Beverly Hills police Lieutenant Mark Rosen said in a statement

Simply rich and misunderstood.

Los Angeles — Beverly Hills police said an arrest warrant has been issued for actress LINDSAY LOHAN that stems from her 2007 conviction for drunken driving.

The $50,000 warrant was issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court, the police said in a statement issued Friday. They declined to state the reason for the issuance of the warrant.

“It is our hope that Ms. Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter can be resolved in a timely manner,” Beverly Hills police Lieutenant Mark Rosen said in a statement.

In November 2007, the now 22-year-old Lohan spent 84 minutes behind bars for a drunken driving and cocaine-possession conviction. She had been arrested the previous May after she wrecked her car in Beverly Hills and again in July following a car chase in the Los Angeles beach community of Santa Monica.

They eventually took the fight into the alley, where Lohan yelled at Ronson, “When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!”

By John Charles Reedburg

Blah. Blah. Blah.

There are some definite perks to being a celebrity on New Year’s Eve, mainly an open invitation to awesome parties. But, if you’re LINDSAY LOHAN and SAMANTHA RONSON the only way to properly ring in the New Year is with a screaming match and a fistfight.

According to the New York Post the couple was hosting a New Year’s Eve party at Mansion in Miami’s South Beach when they started screaming at each other. They eventually took the fight into the alley, where Lohan yelled at Ronson, “When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!”

As if that wasn’t enough, the two apparently went back to their hotel room where more screaming and crashing sounds could be heard outside. According to an unnamed source Lohan and Ronson came out of their room at about 11 a.m. only to continue fighting, this time punching each other in the hallway.

The New York Post also reports that Lohan dropped to her knees at one point and asked, “Why are you doing this to me?” to which Ronson responded, “I don’t know you.”

Eventually hotel security was called and they arrived to take photos of the allegedly “trashed” room. Hours later the couple caught a flight to Los Angeles looking haggard. A rep for Lohan confirmed that there was an argument but stated “I don’t know the details, but they left for LA together and it’s fine.”

Still, Access Hollywood reports that the New Year’s Eve fight ended in the couple’s break up, and that Lohan is moving out of the home she shared with Ronson to live with her sister.

Either way someone should tell Lohan that if she storms off angry and no one follows her, going back and yelling at your girlfriend to follow you is kind of desperate. Here’s video of Lohan v Ronson at Mansion on New Year’s Eve:

“I think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run”

By John Charles Reedburg

Guess, a lot is own her mind.

As with many people around this time of the year, LINDSAY LOHAN is under a bit of stress.

First of all, it now looks like girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s recent hospitalization may have had something to do with a “nuclear” screaming match the couple had in their Los Angeles home. Immediately prior to Ms. Ronson’s hospital visit, the two were reportedly up “wailing, with lots of obscenities” until 4 a.m., breaking glasses and exchanging jabs like “You never say you love me.”

This morning, in a pathos-heavy Christmas Eve Myspace dispatch, Ms. Lohan got reflective:

“I think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run… that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now..”

Also, in a traditional holiday move, it seems that dysfunctional father Michael decided to bring up that love child we were hearing about this summer:

“my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks… MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like ‘debbie downer’ or what?”

She also included a shout-out to sister-in-arms Britney Spears, who “is an amazing talent and she has gone through a lot, (just as i have) in the public eye…which is not necessarily a bad thing.. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments.”

Singing off, Ms. Lohan is sure to note that she will be spending Christmas in LA with Ms. Ronson. In a post script, she encourages readers to check out some of her favorite songs from Ms. Spears’s new album. Among them, not surprisingly, is “Shattered Glass.”

Actress LINDSAY LOHAN out shopping in Beverly Hills. Lindsay stopped by XIV Karats LTD, Chanel and then finished it off by grabbing some pizza at the Mulberry Street Pizzeria. Lindsay also shows off her “Lohan Mustache.”

“It’s a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words”, Ronson writes

By John Charles Reedburg

Why is Samantha defending Lindsay?

I thought they weren’t a couple anymore.

Hmm, interesting.

SAMANTHA RONSON is furious with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

A PETA member threw a bag of flour on her girlfriend, LINDSAY LOHAN, this weekend in Paris, as Sam and Lindsay arrived at a nightclub, because LiLo was wearing what looked like a real black fur stole.

So Sam did what any protective lover would do. She, she … well, she blogged about it!
“The girl who threw [the flour] acted like an animal herself,” Ronson, 30, wrote on her MySpace blog:

”There is a fine line that distinguishes the difference between exercising our freedom of expression and offending others, for example the debate regarding freedom of speech vs. hate speech…. I feel that this principle should apply to protestors also. It’s a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words.

Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don’t run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don’t expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other. Maybe that’s my first mistake? It seems lately I am learning that there are too many people who put another species before their fellow man and that’s sad. I don’t wear fur, but I don’t think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right.

PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person.

I would have more respect for them if they didn’t use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren’t the problem, I’m pretty sure they’re not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren’t for them, who would get them press?????

I know I’m probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don’t really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I’m more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I’m not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I’m not sure I would have walked away from it.

p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm….. that’s one to grow on!

p.s.s. I think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. Nice job, lady.”

And it don’t stop there ladies and gentlemen.

Girlfriend had more to say, too.

Draaaaaaama! LOL!

“I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person.”

“It’s a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words,” Ronson writes. “Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don’t run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don’t expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other.”

Sam was so darn mad that night she actually thought about wearing fur! “I’m not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I’m not sure I would have walked away from it.”

Maybe Lindsay should consider herself lucky. Back in day, PETA used to throw blood or red paint on people wearing fur.

Needless to say, it must have been scary. I mean, think about it. That flour could have been lighter fluid or acid or something.

What do you think? Was the PETA protester way out of line? Or is it important to spread the word that wearing fur is not cool? Do you wear fur? If not, why not?

More important, is it just me or are Lindsay’s lips looking large and in charge these days? They’re not just huge, they’re like overnight huge.

Maybe she should inject whatever she’s putting in her lips in those hips.

HA! That rhymes. LOL!

Some terms are just not OK

By John Charles Reedburg

Lindsay, we’re not stupid. You’re doing this to get some media spotlight.

In an interview with Access Hollywood’s MARIA MENOUNOS Monday night, LINDSAY LOHAN proved that some celebrities should just keep quiet when it comes to politics.

The actress, who has been an outspoken supporter of newly elected President BARACK OBAMA, referred to him as, “Our first colored president,” during the interview.

Now, there are terms that are just not OK to use when referring to people of different races and ethnicities and “colored” is high up on the list. Seen as racist and derogatory, the term has not been used on prime time television since 1974, and there’s a reason for that.

Obviously Lohan was not trying to come across as racist. Still, next time she does an interview she should try her hardest not to insult an entire race.

By John Charles Reedburg

Ok this is how it all boils down.

So LINDSAY LOHAN has been dating SAMANTHA RONSON for quite some time. And the inseparable sapphic sisters are openly very affectionate, kissing, hugging and holding hands.

But now Lindsay says she’s not gay? Oh, she loves Sam. She just doesn’t play on her team.

Hey, that reminds us of Anne Heche, who was also into a rich and famous lesbian, Ellen DeGeneres, before switching back to her hetero home team.

According to the NY Daily News, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been telling pals (big-mouthed pals, apparently) that she’s still into guys and would date men again if she was not with Sam. And she’s absolutely not using Sam because the well-connected and talented DJ is helping with her new album and may singlehandedly save Lindsay’s music career.

The recent admission about LiLo still liking guys may explain her overt flirting with “Gossip Girl” pretty boy CHACE CRAWFORD at a recent party. Hey, has anyone else noticed that Chace kinda looks like Sam Ronson?

Check it out on the jump!

An observer told the NY Daily News that Lindsay was “pretty much throwing herself at him all night. She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him — at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo.”

And then there were all those text messages: “Everyone on the set of ‘Gossip Girl’ has been teasing him mercilessly as Lindsay has been calling him three or four times a day and sending provocative text messages.

Chace has been advised to stay well away from Lindsay and give the LiLo/SamRo combo “a very wide berth,” the source added.

Jeepers, is Lindsay going back to guys, just when her dad, Michael Lohan, was getting used to her dating a girl who looks like a guy?

After calling Sam “a dark, hideous and disgusting representation of humanity,” Michael Lohan recently confessed to New York magazine: “I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. I’m a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone.”

Amen, bro.

This is the next best thing to artificial insemination.

LINDSAY LOHAN, one of the most popular paparazzi girls of 2008, recently told Marie Clair magazine that she’d like to adopt a child from outside of the United States.  The comment will be printed in the October 2008 edition of the magazine.

Lohan is in a lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson.  Her comment about adopting has sparked a debate about lesbian adoptions as well as the pros and cons of adopting from overseas.

I am really disappointed about this.

LINDSAY LOHAN turned down Playboy Magazine’s offer to do a nude pictorial for the magazine’s 55th Anniversary in January, according to MSNBC.com. The theme for the pictorial was to be Kitten with a Whip, which starred Ann-Margret, and happens to be Lohan’s favorite film. “She’d be happy to do the cover, but no nudity,” Lohan’s rep told Access Hollywood, according to MSNBC.com.

New York, NY — Nobody draws attention like LINDSAY LOHAN and gal pal SAMANTHA RONSON. The duo sat in the front row Saturday morning for Samantha’s sister – Charlotte Ronson’s – runway show during New York Fashion Week.

It seems like the more drama this girl gets caught up in. The more I seem to fall in love with her. I will indeed be a fan for life.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – LINDSAY LOHAN and SAMANTHA RONSON run errands around Los Angeles in their porsche. Lindsay responds, “Who’s that?” when asked about Courtney Semel, a girl who had recently claimed she was Lohan’s first lesbian lover.

Maybe or maybe not?

LINDSAY LOHAN and SAMANTHA RONSON giggled excitedly while shopping at chic baby boutique PETIT TRESOR in Brentwood.

Word is they spent more than $300 on burp cloths, T-shirts and bibs from plainmary.com.

But don’t count on the loving couple following in the footsteps of lesbian mommies Rosie O’Donnell and Melissa Etheridge. Our spy says they assured sales staff neither of them is pregnant.